We are on strike. I wish it wasn't happening, wish that the producers would negotiate in good faith, and support the strike 100%.
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Lovesquare shenanigans. Btw. If u even care
It’s gonna take me a while to finish this one so here take my cringe
It’s 12 pages 😭
Alright fuck off now I’m invested
“unalive myself” “grippy socks visit to the hospital” “corn addicts” talk like a fucking grown up. seriously.
"Gen z slang came about by cowtowing to algorithms made by large corporations and ad execs, that is SO PUNK compared to millenial slang which is about being individually unique."
Modern "punks" have no idea what punk stands for. In other, more surprising news, water is wet. More on this at 11.
Seriously though, kids these days are so eager to lick boot and call it rebellion. If you say unalive instead of kill because you'll lose your funding, congratz, you let them censor you. "They'lltake away our revenue!" And? Rebellion comes with consequences, change is a fight, protecting your values comes at a cost.
If you never pull at the leash, it doesn't matter how much you bark, you're still going where they want you to.
What Gen Z slang didn't get from corporations they stole from AAVE so idk if I'd call appropriated language and marketting bullshit punk actually
(to be fair, Millennials also stole from AAE. generations have done that, at this point. but Censorship Slang is still decidedly Not Great)
To be fair Gen-Z self-censorship is driven largely by online myths and a paralyzing fear of losing engagement. It’s at best annoying and at worst actively harmful newspeak
I’m glad to say fuck instead of flimsy doo
no fucking way
Me for most of the video: okay okay cool, I like the clicky noise, but why is it so long? What’s the point?
Me for the last two seconds or so: DUUUDE
…and for those looking to understand the physics, @rpmaniac adds:
Yall did it Tumblr yall made me cum over cement
When a centaur runs full speed what do they do with their arms i need to know for science
Grip em on the waist or do that thing people do when they pretend to ride a horse
this kills me. crowley had to stop and look away from aziraphale. his voice was nearly failing him, he kept taking deep shaking breaths. he completely laid himself bare. and then.
He is so heart achingly raw and vulnerable and beautiful there.
Oh yeah it was so loafly so loafly indeed I’m glad after he confessed it finished such a loafly ending a
As a European, I knew Americans have been asking for walkable cities but i had no idea it was literally this hostile
WHERE DO YOU WALK YOUR DOGS!?!
lol yeah
yeah
Paths with water fountains please cause the heat is fucking ruthless I gotta take a video of me walking to work so I can show yall
yeah im “transitioning” *dissolves into tiny pieces as i click to the next slide*
Is there a transfem version?!?
ask and ye shall receive
Nonbinary version?
enjoy 💛🤍💜🖤
like status: sick 😎
The Outbursts of Everett True was a comic strip that ran in papers from 1905 to 1927, wherein the aforementioned Everett True regularly beat the everliving shit out of rude people as a warning to anyone else who might consider being rude. Men have not only been taking up too much room on public transport for about as long as public transport has existed, but the people around them have been irritated about it for at least a hundred years. The next time someone tries to claim that manspreading is a false phenomenon, please direct them to this strip so that Everett True can correct their misconceptions with an umbrella upside the head.
I have never before heard of Everett True, but if he “regularly beat the everliving shit out of rude people as a warning to anyone else who might consider being rude,” I have a strong spiritual connection with him.
I fucking love him
i can imagine this guy’s voice very clearly in my head but i couldn’t put a name to it
He also jabs racists in the eye!
I love the justice grandpa of fists
I’m very lucky to own a book that’s a collection of most of these comics (sadly not all of them) and would highly recommend hunting these down if you can. Sorry for the lack of a scanner but phone photos will just have to do.
He was a enjoyable cuss who didn’t care for war mongering.
Especially profitable war mongering and excuses for it!
He certainly didn’t like selfish husbands and fathers!
Politicians who turned on their words once they got theirs weren’t safe.
He said fuck the police!
He absolutely didn’t like people ruining little things for kids.
He stood up for foreigners. Especially those doing their best to communicate with limited second language knowledge.
He was not having any tomfoolery when it came to gun safety and laws. Especially with youth involved.
You had better not abuse a animal with him nearby. He’d right that wrong real quick!
And best of all him and his wife were both prickly cusses together. Relationship goals.
I have a new role model
“justice grandpa of fists”
It’s nice to see a fat dude in a political cartoon that’s NOT being used as shorthand for greed and corruption.
Hes like the personification of motherfucker unlimited
Reblogging this newer version of this thread with so many more strips I haven’t seen…why did this character ever disappear. Where did you go, Everett.
we need him more than ever…
sorry to make a long post longer but I feel like we could all really use some Everett True Beating Up Anti-Maskers content:
He’s a hero, our Everett.
Just found out there were live action Everett True shorts (silent films, though, so the outbursts were largely body language)
Reblogging to always have it to hand. :)
I LOAF HIM LOAF HIM SO MUCH BRUG
It will never drive me not insane that the twins had to watch THEIR OWN MOTHERS FUNERAL FROM THE CAR WINDOW. It’s just so tragic and rly put in perspective their situation, they weren’t even allowed to grieve their mother in the public eye
I hate this anime so much How bad it makes me cry because she was a famous person so she couldn’t really hang out with her kids And they were there when she died And then they couldn’t even grieve right, like brug AND SHE THOUGHT SHE WAS A BAD MOM LIKE SHE DID HER BEST AND THEY GREW UP WITH HER HAPPY ITS JUST THEY HIT ME IN MY HEART BRUG
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